#1234: Poultry Perils

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Considering CVRPG/Zelda chickens, he's not far off.

This is one of the many things to wonder about the Zelda universe -- why do they give their kids so many truly dangerous items? Arrows I can see, and even a short sword for training purposes (and both for hunting). But what kind need bombs? Or magic rods? Or a boomerang that can stun ANYTHING?

Mortality must be high in Hyrule.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.