#1366: Payment Plans

This Comic's Storylines:

Richter has the amazing ability to sound like a hero in one breath and then immediately fuck it all up with the next. He can be a hero, and he knows how, but some mix of inferiority complex combined with a raging ego (which sounds like it shouldn't be the case, but if you read DSWC it totally is the case) has lead to the "hero" we have before us.

And as offensive as the term is, I always giggle when I see or hear "sugartits". Every time.

Samus, again, is a bounty hunter so she's not helping some random world she's never heard of from a danger that may or may not actually exist until she's had a chance to negotiate payment.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.