#506: No Time to Talk

This Comic's Storylines:

I'm a dick. There really isn't any other way to describe this comic. This is me, just being dickish.

You'll actually find, as you go through the archive, I'll tend to do these comics fairly regularly (although not every April Fools, just because I like to keep people on their toes). The comic starts like normal, and then it just drastically diverges. Drastically.

This isn't even the worst of them, really.

For the record, I did have thoughts to try and participate in the standard April Fools schtick other comics do and find someone else to "draw" my comic while I "draw" theirs... but then I hit on this idea of dickishness, and I just liked it better.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.