#2663: Comparing Resumes

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Really, when you think about it, checking what they've done and all the things they've worked on... When you take all of that into account: these heroes are just bad at everything. Do not hire them.
 
anonymous coward
2016-05-04 02:27:00 
Nonsense, hiring these 'heroes' to go 'help' someone you don't like is effective sabotage. The hardest part is avoiding blowback.
Razmoudah
2016-05-04 09:24:45 
Are there any effective heroes in this setting? The ones who can manage to kill something dangerous in a reasonable amount of time tend to kill things you don't want killed along the way. This is the only group you have with a mixed skill set, and sadly are probably the best 'heroes' you've shown as well.
Jalathas
2016-05-04 12:12:29 
"We're moderately acceptable at injuring things. That will help cure a mystery virus, right?"
Zero
2016-05-04 20:31:18 
I feel like Darkmoon has the right idea though. I mean, he's already been acting somewhat scarily competent so far in this segment, why not keep going with it and set a trend: after 800 years darkmoon can be competent sometimes XD
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.