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"Honest-to-me." Hah, I like that. I'd forgotten I wrote that. Made me laugh when I was re-reading.
And Donkey Kong can burn for all i care. Stupid game looks so deceptively easy, but damn if that fucker doesn't screw you over every chance it gets. It's like its mocking you with it's little barrels.
"Come on up these girders. I won't bite, I swear- Oop, look at that. I didn't mean, it. Try again, baby, you know I love you."
Abusive fucking game.
And Donkey Kong can burn for all i care. Stupid game looks so deceptively easy, but damn if that fucker doesn't screw you over every chance it gets. It's like its mocking you with it's little barrels.
"Come on up these girders. I won't bite, I swear- Oop, look at that. I didn't mean, it. Try again, baby, you know I love you."
Abusive fucking game.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
