#614: A Vast Expanse
A quick nod to Wind Waker, just to get it out of the way. God, that game sucked.
Okay, so to be fair, I haven't really liked any of the 3D Zelda games. For me, the series peaked with Link to the Past and only really interested me once more -- Four Swords Adventures. The rest were fair at best (Ocarina) to pretty terrible (Wind Waker, Twilight Princess).
Okay, so to be fair, I haven't really liked any of the 3D Zelda games. For me, the series peaked with Link to the Past and only really interested me once more -- Four Swords Adventures. The rest were fair at best (Ocarina) to pretty terrible (Wind Waker, Twilight Princess).
Chris Rivan
2015-08-05 14:30:28
I've only played one Zelda game ever, and that was the 3DS one where you're yelling into the microphone and closing it and doing other stupid shit, which was bad enough, but then you have to go into some damn time fortress like eight friggin times, each time making it further in less time. I finally said the hell with it after about five of them and took it back to Gamestop.
Honestly, Nintendo makes shitty games. None of their RPGs have any seriousness to them. Dragon Quest I has a bad guy called a "Cruelcumber" Who is, in fact, a giant cucumber. It's just idiotic. T least PSP games are playable without feeling like you're in a nursery.
Mike Finkelstein
2015-08-05 14:47:30
The Dragon Quest/Dragon Warrior series is by Enix, not Nintendo.
Chris Rivan
2016-10-03 03:58:30
Right, Mike. But I PLAYED them on the 3DS. No matter who the develops, it's like you can't get approval for the Nintendo platform unless your game is about as mature as a five year old.
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