CVRPG Introduction #10: RPG Systems

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Lest you think I'm simply being pervy, I knew a guy that did that once. If his girl (a thief) was ever hit the likelyhood was that she would take a ton of damage. On the flip side, she was barely ever hit as she was completely unencumbered. He made arguments (and succedded time and again), that having absolutely nothing on the character should actually give her a speed bonus.
Of course, the fact that he made sure to point out that she was a buxom busty blond... well, that part was pretty pervy.
Come to think of it, he's also the guy that made a female "knight" with glass steel armor (armor made of glass magically enchanted to give the glass the strength of steel)... and then adventured around wearing just the armor and nothing else. I'm starting to sense a trend.
You know, that would really chafe.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.