This Comic's Cast:

Well, at least now we know who to call if the Earth ever spins off from the sun and plummets out into space (you know, like in that Twilight Zone episode). These two guys apparently can beat back the encroachment of Winter.

Although, I dunno if they can defy physics... Hrmm...

Maybe the Tom Cruise joke was too easy, but I think it plays.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.