This Comic's Cast:

Moische is one of the donkeys Hanukkah Harry rides. Another little reference.

I have all these Metal Slug sprites I've collected, and I never have managed to find a place to use them, mostly just because CVRPG's main series is set in the 1600s (or 1700s, or something). At least here, Chanukah Alec can use them. Huzzah.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.