This Comic's Cast:

I threw Festivus in there just because. I have a friend that refuses to celebrate anything except Festivus (for the Rest of Us), so... yeah...

I will admit that the Jack Frost joke was inspired by the Santa Clause 3, which I haven't seen but still have no issue pillaging (although, having not read even a synopsis of what happens in that movie, and only knowing Jack Frost shows up in it, I'd have no way of knowing how close I am to that movie -- something tells me not at all close).
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.