Our Feature Presentation
If you want, imagine a bit of fanfare here, and then the theater goes dark and quiet for a few seconds. Everyone starts to get a little antsy, and you can see one guy in the front row get up and look back down the auditorium, as if wondering what happened to the film. He's just starting to walk down the aisle as the film starts (with a bit of static and a creak of old film), and then he has to be the asshole that walks back in front of everyone while the show starts.
That should set a good ambiance.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.