Final Fantasy Etcetera #1000: Battle On!
The second of the fake comics from Comic 800. This one is a riff on the crappy Final Fantasy comics that pollute the internet.
Fans of DSWC will recognize that this is the Final Fantasy crew I usually use as recurring characters in a drop-in series in that comic. This really could, in a way, just be another DSWC (not entirely unlike the DSWC 1000 we just saw).
In other words, I'm just not that original.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.