DSWC #1000: Inevitable

This Comic's Cast:

This isn't actually a real DSWC, although it's named as such. This is one of four fake comics that appear in the Comic 800 series (I'd suggest hitting the main archive and checking out Super Special Comic 800 to see the rest of the joke).
Plainly, if you've read DSWC, you know that comic is no where near Comic 1000, and probably will never reach that number (probably). That said, this little ditty does at least feel like a DSWC, right down to the reference about stealing from Dracula's treasury (go read DSWC is you haven't alreayd to get that joke).

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.