#8: Laws and Regulations

This Comic's Cast:

It's a common dialect. What with all the mummies they made during the centuries, it become one of the most commonly spoken dialects right up until the fall of the Roman Empire.
Little known fact: in the dialect, there are 800 different phrase-words for "ouch ouch, give me back my organs" but no words for "organ donor".

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.