#4: Employment Opportunity

This Comic's Cast:

While Mummy will eat people, we've never actually seen Frankie do so. To be fair, we can assume he probably does. On the flipside, however, in the book I don't think he ever eats people. He just attacks them and slaughters them because it's fun and a good trick at parties (I haven't read the book).
However, even if he isn't going to eat her, it could still lead to a nice little Mad Men-style series of strips.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.