#88: Stern Warning

This Comic's Cast:

If we believe Jurassic Park, the Raptor is the single greatest creature ever devised. Deadly, super intelligent, able to communicate, can drive cars, invented gun powder, once devised a working cold fusion reactor... the list goes on.
It's a good thing a meteor wiped all the dinosaurs off the planet. Otherwise, raptors would have inherited the Earth. Likely they would have developed some super-advanced society and started terrorizing the universe, ID4 style.
Really, that asteroid did the galaxy a favor. Some creatures should never advance. It's like creating a race of Darth Vaders and then saying "we trust you to develop space flight and explore the universe. We're sure you won't abuse it."
Is Darth Vader really the best character to use for that analogy? Maybe Hitler? George W. Bush? Rush Limbaugh?
Oooh, I shudder at that last one.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.