#371: No Need for Politeness

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More games need to have the option "fuck off and die" in their dialogue boxes. Sure, it would probably not lead to good consequences for the player character, but it would at least make for more amusing conversations and more honest interactions.
Do you really think you 82nd level Black Mage really wants to have to sit and listen to every random village have boring conversations just so he can find one useful tidbit? I hardly think so.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.