#195: Reunion

This Comic's Cast:

And now, three weeks later, the two heroes return. No questions asked. Really, I could have done the whole schtick, but, having extablished it once a few comics ago, it wouldn't have been as funny here. Instead, we get classic Cornell, which plays better than any other joke I could have done on the subject.
Plus, making Alucard suffer is its own reward.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.