#3987: Lesser Beasts
It also helps that the heroes are all 800-plus years old, and have gained a lot of power in those centuries. In a base fight they're very powerful, like over-grinded RPG heroes. It was part of why I put them in space and made them have to deal with sci-fi stuff -- they aren't as powerful in that regard. Here, though, they're beasts.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.