#3424: Timelines are Confusing

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Nintendo has never really come out with an official timeline of the Metroid games. Fans have constructed their own theories, but everything is cloaked in mystery. What is known, from the few titles scrolls we've gotten, is that the games are supposed to take place circa 2080 and after, so that's what we have to go with. It's like the Mega Man games taking place in 20XX even though we so clearly aren't close to robots like that any time soon. Oh well.


When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.