Super Special Comic 1750, Part 18
This Comic's Cast:
Of course there's also the fact that DSWC is set 70 years later and Samus would likely be dead of old age (although I think she makes a cameo in the series at least once, so who knows), but that's separate from the point I was making.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.