#1301: The Next Location
The spleen is far more trustworthy than the liver. Never trust a liver -- it'll skitter out of you faster than a xenomorph fetus on birthing day. Off like a shot, and then you'll have to nuke it from orbit (it's the only way to be sure).
The kidneys are cut throat bastards as well. Never turn your back on your kidneys (although you already literally did).
The kidneys are cut throat bastards as well. Never turn your back on your kidneys (although you already literally did).
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
