#1086: Vampire Protection
This Comic's Cast:
Vampires can lure you in with eye-to-eye contact, but Golem doesn't have eyes (they're little more than decorative googly eyes, really). Vampires can seduce you, but Golem doesn't have the capacity to be seduced (he complains because he can't have sex, but he's never given himself a penis, so it must not be a major urge). And vampires will attack you and drain your blood, but Golem doesn't have any blood (and if they tried they'd be liable to break a tooth).
All in all Golem is the best man to have on this job.
All in all Golem is the best man to have on this job.
When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...
These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...
They actually do something heroic.
