This Comic's Cast:

It's gotta be easy being Link. He knows how to handle his adventures, and if anything doesn't fit his mold, he makes it fit. Every door needs a key, every dungeon has a treasures, every beast wants some meat.

You know, from the first Zelda game. Bait. Don't be a pervert.
 
Razmoudah
2015-05-27 21:12:00 
Sorry, I was playing Monmusu Quest Origins earlier. Perverted is the only way to take that in this mindset.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.