Simon is at least smart enough to not bother attacking Igor here. Igor is invincible in the game, so plainly he'd be just the same here. Simon has to go after Frankie and do his darnedest to avoid Igor at all costs.

I rather like the word rapscallion. Awesome word. Much better than scalawag.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.