Oh, we all know Luigi wishes he was the big hero. He might be a coward (in the Mario games, that seems to be his defining character trait), but if he could muster it up and be the hero, we all know he'd do it.

The last panel is a bit of a cheat. Luigi looks different than Mario (longer face), but the last scene from Super Mario 2 is Mario dreaming. So, I just used that and changed the "e;M on his cap to an L. Just a bit of a cheat.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.