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Okay so, a bit of a filler with Simon. I just knew I had to make the dungeon feel properly difficult. Castlevania is a hard game, and even a simple retelling has to convey a bit of that difficulty, even if I can't really have Simon die.

Dying over and over again was part of the "charm" of the game, but we aren't going to do that here.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.