This Comic's Cast:

Hugely long comic. Oy. I hadn't originally meant for this comic to be so long, but I had a lot of dialogue to setup for the pay off at the end, and I couldn't just stretch it over two comics. It seemed necessary, for the pay off, to put all this dialogue into this one comic. I had to fit it all it to make this comic play right.

But man, do I ever like the pay off. I really had no idea I was going to use the Cornell clone in this manner when I set him up many comics ago. It's just worked out so well, really.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.