This Comic's Cast:

Seriously, I sat for days trying to figure out some other way to resolve this arc... but this was the funniest thing I could think of (not in a bad way as this is pretty funny). When the funny speaks, I do as commanded.
The fact that it speeds up this series certainly doesn't hurt.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.