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I meant to advance the plot with this comic, but then the second half of the exchange occurred to me, and that just didn't happen. Had to go where the jokes were.
For a game that's very nearly done, this really is taking for ever to end...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.