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To be fair, we're not certain if Darkmoon found any items that could kill a bugbear or read any books that would tell him how to do so. Normally in games such as this, he'd have found some information that would guide him by now.

So, plainly, I'm feeling particularly dickish. Go me.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.