This Comic's Cast:

Often enough you end up exploring around pointlessly in adventure games. There's always a lot of rooms without anything special, there simply to add ambiance. Do you have to walk through all those "empty" rooms? Sometimes, yes.

I've honestly edited out a bunch of that excess, but I still have to pay homage to it once in a while.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.