This Comic's Cast:

In an adventure game anything could be useful. The ribbon you pick up from the town square (where it was wrapped up in some flowers by the wind) may be given to some little girl two towns over, who will give you some chalk. That chalk may then be needed to draw a diagram on the floor of a wizard house as a favor to that wizard, who will then give you some moldy cheese (ungrateful wizards). That cheese could then be a delicacy to some goblins. They will, of course, let you cross their lands in exchange for the cheese, which could then lead you to...

Well, you get the idea. The jist? Steal everything.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.