This Comic's Cast:

Wow, the narrator is this just found some inner angst to tap into. What a sad dude.

I am taking a bit of a liberty with the game, letting players know where some characters would be, who they are, and what their motivations are. A normal game would make you find out all that on your own, but I didn't want to spend too much time doing that.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.