This Comic's Cast:

Generally, there would come a point where the game would have to convey a crap ton of text, and the screen would fill with big text box loaded with story. That's what we have here.

I really am trying to keep it in the style of the old classics. Just, you know, more sarcastic (although some of the classics got pretty bad).
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.