This Comic's Cast:

While the player would input commands and things for the character to say, the hero was, generally, a silent protagonist. While Darkmoon has talked, at great length, in the comic, here it felt right to have him play the silent protagonist. Seems fitting.

Of course, if we treat this like a real adventure game, the player wouldn't know most of the backstory of the characters and would have to learn all the details on their own. That doesn't stop the narrator from expecting more from the player. He is a dick, you know.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.