This Comic's Cast:

Actually, that list of evil deeds is a pretty comprehensive list of things villains would do that would attract the attention of heroes. Kinda makes one wonder why other heroes haven't shown up long before now.

Oh, that's right, because the other heroes in the region are Darkmoon and Alec. Explains everything.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.