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Okay, so maybe I didn't resist the urge too hard. When someone says something like that, an obvious jinx just asking for trouble, no good can ever come of it.

To let it slide might unmake the universe... or at least let a decent joke go to waste, which I'm sure is almost the same thing.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.