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To be fair, there could have been a student that actually melted their teacher. It's not outside the bounds of reason that something like that could have happened, and the story would just get passed around and randomly attributed and so on.

I wonder what temperature it takes to melt someone...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.