This Comic's Cast:

The joke is a little expected in a way, even if the pay of isn't quite the normal joke. Usually you'd have the character off to the side not pay attention to any of the details the people were discussing and just go on about their day. Katrina almost did this, but "spellbooks" filtered through.

Still, mostly the same joke, and a classic.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.