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As I've said before, I'm Jewish. I get to make Jew jokes. It's allowed (and I'll cut anyone that says otherwise).

It's not really as unfair as Santa Alec makes it out to be. Chanuakah Alec (Alec Blue from now on, since it's easier to type) has to deliver presents for eight days. Plus, since his holiday moves around, some years he has less time to work than others.

But you can't blame him for not wanting to help after already having worked.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.