This Comic's Cast:

The holidays are practiced differently in different regions (Cracked always runs some article about that every year -- very educational). I'm sure Alec will be able to find some mythological creatures that are willing to work for meager wages to get the job done.

Although, he might want to test the toys for lead paint.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.