This Comic's Cast:

Remember, Mummy is the real brains of the outfit. What he just outlined there would win him a Nobel Prize... if anyone besides Frankie could understand anything Mummy was saying.
Aside from the fact that they tend to not award peace prizes to tyrants, genocidal empires, or evil monsters that live in castles...
No, wait, they've done all three before.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.