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Of course, Frankie has spent this whole time trying to track down his rival, and the comic has been going along down that plotline. Eventually, one way or another, Frankie would have noticed that the whole adventure was broadcast across the web, and would have frozen up anyway.
Maybe he just needs a theme song, an announcer, and a studio audience to be able to get into the right zone.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.