This Comic's Cast:

I've menetioned this elsewhere, but in case you missed it before: the joke of this comic is that Cornell never moves. Look back and see. I'll wait.
See. Cornell never moves. He only has one sprite (well, the CV styled version of him), and I never made a second one. Sure, occasionally Cornell's arm moves (although increasingly rarely), but that was just me hacking the arm off the sprite and rotating it. I don't really count that.
After a while, it just seemed wrong to make him move at all. It was kind of his defining character trait.
No major changes for this comic, although I did swap out the old soda can (which was an normal size while all other sprites are done at double-size) with a new version I made that's appropriately sized like the rest of the sprites. Very minor change.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.