This Comic's Cast:

As I mentioned before, these are the two guys with the most prestigious careers. It only seems right for the two of them to get into a pissing match over who's the "bigger" hero. For my money, it's Simon, but then I'm not much for the girly-man way Alucard is normally drawn.
Besides, Alucard always struck me as a god-mod sort of character. He gets so over powerful in SotN, it makes the game unfun. You can barely be damaged, even if you do get damaged you have so much health it doesn't really matter. And no enemy can really stand up for long against you.
I did change the background on this comic, primarily because I couldn't figure out what map I used originally. This one is from Castlevania II, in case you're curious.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.