This Comic's Cast:

The title of the comic implies I had a plotline in mind... and originally I did. I was going to have Cornell and Richter go off and become heroes and get girls and stuff... but by the time I made the next comic, which was, oh, a couple of months later, I realized abusing the two of them was much more fun.

So instead, after this, they just become even bigger losers.

To note: In the Classics version of this comic, the female character Cornell hits on was the Queen of Moths. For whatever reason I can't find that sprite again, so I subbed her out for Lilith from Circle of the Moon.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.