This Comic's Cast:

And this was going to be the comic where they go off and become heroes. But dammit, it just wasn't very funny sounding when I got to making it. This punchline is much better.

Oh, and thus ends the first "plotline" of DSWC.

When I redid this comic for the new version of the archive, I added a different flow to it. I like this layout, but the little blue arrows are necessary to make sure it "reads" right.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.