Dark, Delicious, Dangerous
Of the two 8-Bit Lager spin-off ads, I feel like this is the weaker one. The DSWC joke riffs on the Nintendo 64 and just seems fresh. This one is trying too hard. Of course, this comes after having written this a year ago (and just sitting on it until it was time to upload), so I'm seeing it now from a different perspective.

Who knows. Maybe it plays better out in the audience.
2015-05-22 10:09:13 
I like the 'Dark Brew' name for something advertised for the hard partying (even if I don't drink I can still appreciate the naming), but the ad itself does seem a tad lacking, almost as if it wasn't sure just where it was trying to go and got lost along the way.

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.