#270: Trading Places
There's a certain logic in the Richter Clone's statement. The bad guys help out Dracula. The hero kills the bad guys. Now that everything is flipped around and reversed and all, the one villain plays hero to go fight the other villains, and they all start the merry chase once again.

I'd choose retirement over that, too.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.